So we're in the kitchen and I say "I'm pregnant" and the following exchange occurs:

Kimberly: "Oh I'm pregnant too"
Me: "No sweetie you're not pregnant."
K:"Why I not pregnant?"
At which point I bust up laughing because she's three and no immediately appropriate comes to mind. Dennis however was on the ball with this: "Because you're three". I think that's a perfect response since it answers the question without getting into the details.

Current Mood: amused